February 2012
14 posts
i hope you three burn in hell.
Ari Herstand is performing at MY house! →
confused...
i never understood why girls cannot wear bras and underwear around but yet they are completely comfortable in a bikini?
(don’t get me wrong, i don’t wear a bikini so i don’t fit in this criteria as well as the girls who are completely comfortable with themselves in both undies and bikini)
my life
is just full of awkward moments. today i really needed my best friend. sitting in the elevator with that asshole, his snooty girlfriend and his roommate. his roommate asks me if i got into the sorority that i interviewed for. i had to awkwardly say no. i can tell the assholes girlfriend wants to laugh. i just prayed for the elevator to move faster.
i don’t know what i want in life.
i did my hair, my makeup and had on an adorable outfit and they never called. why do i do this to myself? get my hopes up just for them to be crushed?
fuck it.
i’m going to work out.
goal...
i want to be able to slip into a pair of jeans and not have to have fat pouring over them. if i wear a crop top, i want to be able to raise my hands and a flat tan stomach will be hiding underneath. i’m sick of buying clothes and worrying about them being “clingy.” i want to be able to throw on a t-shirt and shorts and not worry about my legs touching, or my side fat oozing out...
January 2012
51 posts
Pretty and Fit 10 Day Challenge
you’re goin’ down!
earlier
when i said that i thought i found love…yeah forget it.
finally...
i have found out what love truly is. it took me a while to depict it. but i eventually got it. its that moment when you can say and do absolutely anything around him/her. they will tell you you are beautiful no matter what the circumstances are. they will be by your side at all times. maybe not physically. they will do anything in their power to make you happy and not see you upset. i am lucky...
my spanish teacher
played a video today that had memes in it. he said “does anyone have a tumblr? or know what these are?” i proudly raised my hand. during the video everyone stared stupidly at the screen while i laughed my ass off.
All of my AZ friends :) →
for the longest time i have wanted to pick up on painting. deep down i have always wanted to just buy a bunch of canvases and drawing paper and just have at it. but i have yet to motivate myself enough to actually save the money to go and accomplish this dream of mine.
therefore…
im going to start painting and maybe sell it? i can start taking your guys’ ideas and things that you...
man of my dreams
was on the bus tonight. i was on the bus just now, and this guy walked on and was looking for a seat. all of his friends found seats together and he was the odd one out. i had an open seat next to me. instead he chose to go out of his way to sit on the opposite side of the aisle. his friends looked at him, then looked at me and said “you could have sat there” pointing to the seat next...
that moment when you have cried so much that your eyes are sore and all you want to do is close them and fall into a deep slumber.
that is currently happening to me.
i just got this sudden rush of homesick-ness….
i want to go home :/
facebook vs. tumblr
i found a funny joke on tumblr and wanted to share it with my friends on facebook. well on tumblr it gets 235675432 reblogs…but on facebook it only got one like :/
when i have "that talk" with my kids one day
fckyeahitstyrah:
What is wrong with Twilight...
bloodandcupcakes:
A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
The moment of jealousy when you find out your...
yourteddybear031:
That awkward moment when your high-five got...
this is so messed up, considering the man is blind!
I hate it when someone texts me first, and when I...
most-awkward-moments:
when it takes ages for your food to come
BITCH WHERE MY FOOD AT?!
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When people say "I bought these for $300"
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
so true!
When someone says, "You never text me."
More LOLs Here
" ____ is in a relationship "
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When adults complains about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
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When a bitch cuts you in line
More Laughs Here
When your parents start looking through your stuff
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So here's how my math class works
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
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